You can fix it after breakfast then! I'm a little too old to be climbing outta windows, and I don't wanna touch it 'cause I might catch yer curse if I do. Oh the horror! An old man becomin' cursed by the youth! If I didn't already have enough misfortune of my own. Ah! The mere thought of it is sendin' chills up my spine already!

[And he throws the bacon into the pan, you might as well take a seat seeing as his melodramatics are in play.]