[But stupid is his middle name. He moves to the cupboards and gets a load of bread out, since he likes fresh bread it's not sliced so he'll be doing that while the bacon cooks.]

I'm not bein' stupid, I'm being serious! I really don't want any more bad luck fer a change. Is that so wrong ta ask? Just fer once I'd like a nice peaceful day where I don't worry myself ta death over somethin'. Alas, I can't expect you kids to understand the woes of the elderly.

And the sad part is I got the feelin' bad news is on the horizon anyway, with or without yer help, especially when it concerns Luceti.